"Oh, my gosh, welcome! So great to meet you! I’m Margot. This is my boyfriend, Claudio. Claudio doesn’t talk much. He mostly speaks with his body. We’re superexcited to have you here for the weekend."
Anyone who has stayed at an Airbnb will appreciate this spoof that appeared in the Sunday, August 2nd, 2015 NY Times.You will nod your head sagely and smile wryly when you read it. Read: Welcome to Airbnb!